During my kindergarten years in Agape, there was this girl. (whom I don't remember anything, apart from that she's a girl)

My sister said that she is my girlfriend (imagine getting attached at 5years old!waahahahaah), because of the following incident.

I remembered that I saw that girl for the 1st time during recess, and she was wearing a pair of earrings.

My pickup line: "Hey, my sister also has a pair like that one."

The next day, I think she lost one of the earring.

"How come you lost it liao ah? Never mind, I ask one from my sis and give you."

I duly asked from my sis and gave her the next day.

Which prompted my sis to say that since I am giving her the earring, it means she is my girlfren liao. (small kids joke)

If only reality is this easy. (because age 5 = one earring, age 10 = 2 earrings, etc)

Gotta stock some earrings soon. ;)