Dragons Football Club (Secret Society)
just passed up the form for president cup on monday.. it's a closed football tournament for mmu..
and just before the transfer deadline (time to pass up the form), i am pleased to announce that Dragons FC has finally concluded the signing of two young talented and exciting stars....... pui tek (aka tan liang tek), and alvin the best lee (aka alvin chiam)! Supporters of DFC are very enthusiatic about the new signings, and the self-appointed(hehehhehehehe) manager of DFC, Mr. Ronan KeaYong is very pleased as he has great hopes for the two players (muahhhahahhaha).
Below are the attributes of the two signings:
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Name : Pui Tek
Age : 19
Position : Left Midfield, and in front of the computer monitor
Skill : 20/20 for warcraft, 10/20 for football
Determination: 20/20 for warcraft, 1/20 for football
Stamina: 40/20 for warcraft (can play whole day without eat n sleep), 5/20 for football (he would want to leave after 5 minutes of kicking, and pui zen always say it's cos pui tek want to go back to caress his mouse liao)
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Name : Alvin the best lee
Age : 20
Position : Right Back
Skill : 20/20 for theory (always showing us his supposed superb donut turn), 5/20 for practical (but always fails to control the ball when we are playing >:)
Determination: 30/20 (always running towards the ball)
Footballing Intelligence: 20/20 (wif his cobra neck, his arteries is bigger, and therefore can supply more blood through his neck to his brain, thereby keeping him level-minded)
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Glory for the Dragons FC! go DFC go go go!
Posted at 11:50 am by
alkwhy
